Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

“Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol…

— Matthew D. Heines

“Get high on love, not drugs.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.”

— Ryan Lilly

“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking coffee and…

— Ryan Lilly

“I meditate fourteen hours a day—two hours out of bed and twelve hours in bed. The mortals call it sleeping, but the enlightened are…

— Merlin Franco

“I watched you undress. Shame on you!”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around inebriated.”

— John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic

“Nice, a dagger,” Piper scoffed. “It doesn't seem to be doing me much harm, though. Is this how you defend yourself? Showing off your…

— Emily Morning

“Truth like beauty seems to be in the eye and mind of the beholder.”

— Helene Munson

“Longhorn sermon: two points with a whole lot of bull in between.”

— T.F. Tenney

I USE SARCASM AS A FUNNY WAY TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU b''CH.

— STENAYUCA/MARTINEZ

During divorce, we should always compromise...let's share…you take the grenade and I'll take the pin!!!

— Susan Mathews