“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“he shrugged. "occupational hazard of being a research assistant to a total dick".” — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
I wish I could choose the life I would like to live, but instead, this bitch chose me. — Alex Ash Copy Share Image
“People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when… — Wes Adamson Copy Share Image
“Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...” — Tony James Slater Copy Share Image
“Fine," Jeb said curtly, stowing his gun. "But don't test me. I haven't shot anyone in a real long time, and I… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in… — Matthew D. Heines Copy Share Image
“Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.” “Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.” — Andrew Barger Copy Share Image
“may be i am not bless enough to have what i want but may be i am bless enough to have what… — Mid Night Thought Copy Share Image
“I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher's Twitter following. Hell, it's even bigger than obesity and possibly just as… — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
“What’s a pandemonium?” whispered one of the men in the rear. “It’s like a calliope,” answered a companion. “I heard one played… — Tim Powers Copy Share Image
“I pushed Ezra back for a second. He had taken the make out session up a notch upon Logan’s arrival. I knew… — Melissa Starr Copy Share Image
“I was tired of this silly joking about my 'speaking countenance'. I could keep a secret as well as anyone. Poirot had… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“And why did men insist on buying the largest size? Didn’t they understand the concept of sizes? Did they think buying a… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I suffer from ADDAD… Attention Deficit Doing ANYTHING Disorder! It's where you set a goal to do certain things, then you start… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Chello, I'm not in your face per se but indirectly I have a direct agenda pinned to my personal. The problem is… — Kelvin Mark Coleman Copy Share Image
“Shouldn’t you be like heal in a second or something? I thought immoral jerks like you, are immune to pains?” I asked… — Alisonswan Copy Share Image
“Sir Humphrey's stories about Africa made Charity feel exactly like one of his stuffed trophy heads -- lifeless and glassy eyed. The… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Nature has so much to do in this world, and is engaged in generating such a vast variety of co-existent productions, that… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
“I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let’s just talk about the fact that you composed… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
