DEAR MATHS PLEASE GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS , IM TIRED OF SOLVING THEM FOR YOU . — Asheya Copy Share Image
“Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey” — Amunhotep El Bey Copy Share Image
“Quote from In Love of Honey, Money…and My Virgin Passport If you think you’ve the most wicked sense of humour, try life!” — Mita Jain Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove… — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
“World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares… — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
“These are icebreakers. You’re not supposed to break the ice, you’re just supposed to coat your voice with as many layers of… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“I’ve got the word of an eight-year-old girl, an old fairytale I used to know, and a shred of faith... It’s not… — Emory R. Frie Copy Share Image
“Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime. 'Die, bastards.'… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
If money can't buy happiness let me buy hundred of iPhones, and give them to blind people atleast they can say they… — Vinni Copy Share Image
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put your hand up to give someone a high five but they walk right past you leaving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Penny for your thoughts,' asked Gwen. 'Cheapskate,' said Ianto. 'Never heard of inflation? Thoughts are a bit pricier than that these days.'… — David Llewellyn Copy Share Image
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly.… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
“The colognes that Zak wears are, to put it simply, all man and sex in a bottle. My favourite of his is… — A.L. Russell Copy Share Image
“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least,… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“I've got everything ready to go," I said once he was finally awake and dressed. All the tenderness and vulnerability was gone… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I prodded him in the chest with a finger and said, “Look here, smart mouth, I’m getting pretty sick of you already.… — Tim O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Isang Gabi naglalakad ako sa isang madilim na iskinia ng biglang may narinig akong salita na tila sumpa…… . . . .… — Gia Tito Copy Share Image
“An idea hit me so fast I didn't pause to analyse it. I just acted. My body might be constrained, but my… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“You look worse today than you did when you had two black eyes.” “Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest… — Gwen Hayes Copy Share Image
“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?” — Jennifer White - Strong Heart Awakening Copy Share Image