“Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, "Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
You know some b*tch just broke up with her boyfriend when shes starts putting a million quotes on Facebook. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“My vision of where I wanted to go in life was not normal. The whole idea of a conventional existence was like… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
“Death is the ultimate vacation: you’re with the stars, you don’t have to pay rent, everyone loves you, and nothing hurts. So,… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“In my experience, the romance novels written about BDSM have about as much in common with actual BDSM relationships as a child… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I find blow jobs to be highly respectable. In fact, I can’t think of many things I respect more than your lips… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“Today is the very busy day of the year as I am working really hard to create some rules for the new… — Atlas Gondal Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you and your friend s are playing hide and go seek so you go and hide and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Be Stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be somebody that society wants you to be;… — Christina Grimmie Copy Share Image
“In his time the Pirate Captain had made a number of dramatic entrances of his own – not always intentional it had… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“...Neal doodling a sleepy gerbil on Georgie's arm . . . Georgie could never remember the difference between a gerbil, a hamster,… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Excellent,” said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. “We’ve got about a minute, I think. We should probably get out… — J.K Rowling Copy Share Image
“No one is ever 'ready' to go on the adventure of a lifetime," Acatar replies sagely. "The only things you need to… — Arianna Fox Copy Share Image
“Hello, umbrella girl.” I chuckled remembering our first meeting. She was walking down the stairs from her house, it was raining, she… — Dari A. Malaunt Copy Share Image
“Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“What's the deal with this Malachai?" Xevikan "I don't know. I just joined him myself. But he seems level. Decent even." Zavid… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I said. “I’m fine. I have a little bit of a head ache, but I’m not dizzy or nauseous. I can walk… — J.M. Richards Copy Share Image
“Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all."… — Hazel Blackthorn Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
“It's funny how people choose to believe in magic, miracles, fate and all sorts of superstition but not in themselves!” — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
“Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Dear bottle, take me into your arms and comfort me with hope for survival.” — David G. Maillu Copy Share Image
“What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.” — Heiwajima Shizuo Copy Share Image
“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.” — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
Still waiting for that kettle to boil? Either turn up the heat or leave the kitchen! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too.. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
“Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
When I have a daughter I'm going to name her Taken. That way when a boy asks her names she say Hi,… — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
“Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Do not worry about what other people think! Most people don't use their brains very often!!! — Jezreel Scott Copy Share Image
“There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
