You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice. But you can never fool me FOUR! — Edchelyn Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your friends and family are singing happy birthday and you are just standing there smiling … — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when it's quiet in class and ur stomach decides to sound like a dying whale — Koaml Copy Share Image
Ladies, men will listen to all your problems if you learned how to say thank you with a blowjob. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
“This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you’re a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen—” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
Everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I'm just getting lazier and finding more TV series to watch.. — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
“All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“These are icebreakers. You’re not supposed to break the ice, you’re just supposed to coat your voice with as many layers of… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“I’ve got the word of an eight-year-old girl, an old fairytale I used to know, and a shred of faith... It’s not… — Emory R. Frie Copy Share Image
“Being a christian in South Africa always keeps your faith in check. One minute you waiting for rapture or Jesus to come… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
“Was it just her, or did lovers look more adoringly at each other in this city? Especially in the springtime. 'Die, bastards.'… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put your hand up to give someone a high five but they walk right past you leaving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Penny for your thoughts,' asked Gwen. 'Cheapskate,' said Ianto. 'Never heard of inflation? Thoughts are a bit pricier than that these days.'… — David Llewellyn Copy Share Image
“He had the gift of the gab and could sell sand to Arabs. Hell, he could sell a bag of dildos to… — matthew bracey Copy Share Image
It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
“It was me–a dangerous cocktail of pissed off and hurt.”–Ember (Darkness Of Light)” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
Jab sehme tanha pan se tujhy yaad kia., hooo... . . . Dil sambhal ja zara… Fir . ''BADI GOLD flak'' . lene chala hai tu. ;-) — Vikesh Pandey Copy Share Image
“Cale! Have you had a female in here?” Calic laughed carelessly. “Depends on when you're referring to.” — Kiersten Fay Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another door opens. If not, I'm climbing through the window. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“That’s just how my brain works: words of wisdom are produced at random intervals, and always in times of great despair.” — Annabel den Dekker Copy Share Image
“Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.” D’Artagnan Bloodhawke” — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
“Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
“I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we’re like Donald Duck. An’ I think a lotta guys are afraid of… — Jonathan Ashworth Copy Share Image
“You really are F****** arresting, love, but I reckon I'll be the one doing the cuffing tonight.” — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you turn the page and realize that you have no idea what you just read — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please, you could never compare to me. All these b*tches is scared of me. I am something they couldn't dare to be. — Nicki Mniaj Copy Share Image
“To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
