The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares… — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
“You look worse today than you did when you had two black eyes.” “Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest… — Gwen Hayes Copy Share Image
“Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“It's not breaking the rules What I find makes fun. It is However outsmarting the system and finding a way around it… — Günther Schepp Larenas Copy Share Image
“I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we… — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“It's been nice knowing you, Clara.' Huh? My brain still a bit shell-shocked. 'Say a prayer for me, will you? He gives… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
“Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then,… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“You know, it’s crazy what a little perspective can do to your life. For example…cotton candy is not as great as everyone… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“- Never. I've gone completely mar for you, Taylor Antonia Marsh. - That's not even my middle name! - It's a middle… — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
“The colognes that Zak wears are, to put it simply, all man and sex in a bottle. My favourite of his is… — A.L. Russell Copy Share Image
“ Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song! When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least,… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?” — Jennifer White - Strong Heart Awakening Copy Share Image
“Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese” — Lucian Bane Copy Share Image
“An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.” — Nobita Nobi Copy Share Image
“Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi?” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you press CTRL + W and never knew what it did until then. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is no such complicated situation which people could not make more complicated.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.” — Peter Wisan Copy Share Image
“The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
The Good Lord takes care of kids and fools and I qualify in both cases! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
“The main proof that you actually do not exist is that nobody ever criticizes you.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“To smile sincerely is acceptable after making mistakes – that is the best way to feel cheerful and repeat the same mistakes.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
We don't choose the person we fall for, It usually hits us like a bullet Then BANG! We bleed.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
