The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it? — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
I'm so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn't understand, she had to explain:… — Brooke Shields Copy Share Image
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in… — George Horace Lorimer Copy Share Image
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
It is funny about money. And it is funny about identity. You are you because your little dog knows you, but when… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Funny money has always been the reason housing prices have risen too fast. First, it was liar loans and negative-amortizing mortgages, where… — Glenn Kelman Copy Share Image
It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around. — Brooke Astor Copy Share Image
