Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by… — Brian May Copy Share Image
If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if they are. — Errol Flynn Copy Share Image
Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
Yo' money funny, my money talk. While we talking money, look, this how money walk. — Rocko Copy Share Image
I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
“The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free. — Taylor Mead Copy Share Image
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Funny how money speaks even more loudly than morals in this beautiful, superficial material world.” — Rasheed Ogunlaru Copy Share Image
The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died. — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
I hope this isn't one of those forever things, its funny how money can change everything. — Drake Copy Share Image
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Tax deductible, That's what you are: Tax deductible. Just like my car, like a gift to local charity, you give my 1040 clarity — Steven Zelin Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your job at the bank! Yes. You work for the bank. After taxes, your largest expense is your mortgage and… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
