We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make…

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

— Billy Crystal

Being popular is the most important thing in the world!

— Homer

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

— Eddie Murphy

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.

— Charles Dickens

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

— Matt Groening

The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.

— George W. Bush

Congratulations on your job at the bank! Yes. You work for the bank. After taxes, your largest expense is your mortgage and credit-card debt.

— Robert Kiyosaki

Is funny how money changes situation

— Sniper

Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around.

— Brooke Astor

“Funny how money speaks even more loudly than morals in this beautiful, superficial material world.”

— Rasheed Ogunlaru

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

— Henny Youngman

A fool and his money are soon partying.

— Steven Wright

You fool! You're 30 cents away from having a quarter!

— Robin Harris

If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.

— Benjamin Franklin

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of…

— P. J. O'Rourke