This bitch always make me confuse the fuck me eyes with the fuck you eyes... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Like a good neighbor STATE FARM is there, - WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT NIGGA ? — Jacob Hadley Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how Poor you think you are., If you have A Family, you have Everything & Rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My boyfriend not allowed to wear anything Nike, the only thing he better be 'Just Doing' is me. — Caitlin Copy Share Image
Exams are close, so I will flip a coin; if heads will go on Facebook and if tails will go on Search… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Gently placing your finger on someone's lips and saying Shh, not another word is super romantic... but cops don't seem to think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just thought I'd let you know I've been diagnosed with awesomeness. You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A teenager's Facebook update: Internet was not working last night, spent time with family.. they seem to be nice people... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a prossitute for a hug — Zane Raymond Copy Share Image
Drunk Twitter because embarrassing myself in one zip code was never enough. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've given up trying to escape from reality..they always find me anyway!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love Love, to be real, must cost, it must hurt, it must empty us of self. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I die I want someone to continue uploading my quotes, just to freak people out :) — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate people that use their Facebook relationship status for attention. — Megan O'Kane Copy Share Image
Hello? Hello, uh ... do you sell ladders? Sorry, you have the rung number. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
