Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
I'm sucker for a big chest and a shorty and, you can throw in the ass too I guess... — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
I dont like a female that WANT attention...bitch try N WANT some money — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care about your opinion or my cameras; my mirror thinks I'm sexy, therefore I'm a sexy-beast! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For all the young girls getting tattoos, Remember: A butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack when you get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep… — SouL Copy Share Image
For me a girl's mind is the best hard disk in the world With least 10000000 GB of memory They remember all… — Kand3n Copy Share Image
That awkward moment you realize youve been mispronouncing a word your entire life. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex I was having with you in my head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships can end, if you stop doing what you did at the beginning. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated". — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We used to live our life with Internet and now we live in Internet with our life — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the WiFi password here? is the new Finally I decided to visit you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
