Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I'M AT HOME ON FACEBOOK DON'T LAUGH SO ARE YOU... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's perfectly legal to be stupid at times but some people just completely take advantage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Changing your entire message because you don't know how to spell one word!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that the only reason why people hold on to memories so tight for so long is because memories are the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Warner Bros: Now that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the ways you wish you could be, thats me, I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LKG girl & boy Boy: Can I kiss ur hand.. . . Girl: why?? Are my lips poisonous? . . Boy: Oh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I'm awkwardly sitting there like...I love my dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If climbing the highest mountain on earth is the only way for him to be mine.. then I'd rather go shopping! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you bend over in front of pinnochio and he lies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why the FUCK are girls still virgins?! We only got 2 months to live.. They better throw that ass back! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call of Duty: MW3 comes out midnight tonight. I wonder how many relationships are going to end this week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women who complain are like yellow traffic lights. Nobody really pays attention to them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
