“What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me.” — Aditi Mathur Kumar Copy Share Image
“Chocolate cake and a diamond ring? In bed with the man of my dreams?” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore.” — Michael Dobbs Copy Share Image
“American girls shivered and quivered at the Aussie accent whispered against their bodies.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“Seize the moment, because one silly act can create a legacy, and also birth a legend.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“All good things...must come to a beginning. What goes up...may just go higher. Anything that can go wrong...probably won't if you immerse… — Tom Althouse Copy Share Image
I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the… — Brian MacLearn Copy Share Image
“There is no reason to hate anybody, because we came into existence, not by hate-making, but through love-making.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“The poorly sophisticated, since many of us are, as presumed to be, lacking in good arguments, we are then prone to being… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Being self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a day for someone else.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Being a christian in South Africa always keeps your faith in check. One minute you waiting for rapture or Jesus to come… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
“While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s funny but true: you can much more easily bottle up an emotion when it’s hi-grade nuclear. You give away the little… — Michael Reilly Copy Share Image
“Some people looove to feel offended because it makes them feel important. When your only tool is a hammer, suddenly every problem… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“There were girls at school whose families grew to a robust five or six. There were girls with seven or eight-which was… — Anne Enright Copy Share Image
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Well, Alexander thought, any minute now, one of the girls he had carelessly discarded was going to come by the barracks with… — Paullina Simons Copy Share Image
“Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“When boys get mad its not so bad When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start!” — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
My life is a painful battle between my love to FOOD and not gaining WEIGHT. Funny but true :) ;-) — Avi Chauhan Copy Share Image
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world” — Jeevagan Nagarajan Copy Share Image
“The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart.” — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
