If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my… — Sue Ann Jaffarian Copy Share Image
“Busyness is not business, because one can be busy transacting nothing.” — Utibe Samuel Mbom Copy Share Image
“We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.” — Nobita Nobi Copy Share Image
“Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it's gone. ~ Beverly, in The Secret Virgin” — Kate Gilead Copy Share Image
Well one man's trash is another man's treasure One man's pain is another man's pleasure — J Cole Copy Share Image
“I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.” — Kari Luna Copy Share Image
Ive always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If it's true that men and women can be 'just friends' then how come all cheaters first start out as 'just friends?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“...it's true what they say about turning into your mother; I grew up with her yelling, 'Am I talking to myself?' To… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the… — Solange nicole Copy Share Image
“Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that.” — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
“vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Funny but true fact: Relationship between lovers in today's age. You can touch each other but u cannot touch each other's mobile. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how… — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
“No," said the cat. "Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“The thing about being an unstoppable force is that you can really only enjoy the experience of being one when you have… — Allie Brosh Copy Share Image
Funny but true! We learn not to trust anyone from those we trusted ONCE! — Senora Roy Copy Share Image
“One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.” — Adrian Sandvaer Copy Share Image
“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“True devotion and humility is when you carelessly allow yourself to fall in love with things you consider will make you look… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them… — Michael W. Grimard Copy Share Image
“We can beat our swords into plowshares, and we can beat our plowshares into swords, but as far as computers go, a… — Jury Nel Copy Share Image
FUNNY BUT TRUE: Combine study is meeting friends, where all aspects of world are discussed except studies! — Asli Copy Share Image
“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“I grabbed the nearest bit of rigging and pulled as hard as I could, hoping I had the right line, or hoping… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Me encanta que los franceses le echen chocolate a todo. Es como si tuvieran el mejor tic nervioso del mundo” — Bridget Asher Copy Share Image
“He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Funny but true fact:- This generation boys and girls get into love because of misunderstanding ..and split when they understand each other.. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
