“Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
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The problem with the world are the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence. — Anas Copy Share Image
“...if you aren't, at any given time, scandalized by code you wrote five or even three years ago, you're not learning anywhere… — Nick Black Copy Share Image
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“Never point out to a man the ways in which you think you're ugly. You don't want him to start agreeing with… — Kate Gilead Copy Share Image
“How did I get IT? Well, I had the balls enough to cry, howl and beg for 'It'. This is the only… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
Silly duck bitches, why don't you try sticking your boobs out instead of your lips...at least your boobs don't look as stupid… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
“The only relatives who remain friends with you throughout life, are most probably but acquaintances, and not your relatives from any side.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
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