Facebook status Quotes · Page 38

I dont need a perfect one. I just need someone who can make me feel that Im the only one...:-)

— Anonymous

I don't just sing the song, I also sing the background music and the guitar solo.

— Anonymous

I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach.

— Typical Me

One life, one chance that's all we get Don't have regrets Live life to the best of it.

— Kenny Janssen

How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?

— Anonymous

SPEAK ONLY WHEN U FEEL THAT UR WORDS IS BETTER THAN UR SILENCE

— Airagirl Here

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

— Becca

Seeing a 'Do not disturb' sign and automatically assuming people in there are having sex.

— Anonymous

Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

— Anonymous

When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh…

— Nikhil Saluja

Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they…

— Nikhil Saluja

It is amazing how when youre not really looking the greatest thing shows up and makes you feel like the most important…

— Anonymous

For all men who say 'A woman's place is in the kitchen' remember that's where the knives are kept.

— Anonymous

Don't give meaning if someone treat's you special ..Because you might do some stupid thing's like FALLING INLOVE!!

— Strawberry

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, 'No one gives a…

— Anonymous

Fixing someone broken heart, is much like treating a sickness¦no matter how hard you try if youre not the right medicine, you…

— Laine

Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'

— Anonymous

Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced.

— Anonymous

'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.

— Anonymous

Capture every moment because it could just be your last.

— Emanuel Sebastiao

If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby?

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when you're trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way twice.

— Hussein Nishah

That awkward moment when theres a guy working at Victorias Secret.

— Anonymous

If there must be a trouble let it be in my day, then my children can live in peace.

— Anonymous

When I do good no one remembers when I do bad no one forgets.

— Enhance Dreams

A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.

— Nikhil Saluja

If cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast, what the hell is in raid?

— Anonymous

I know I love to shop but I aint buying your bullshit

— Anonymous

Everyone Is Normal Until You Add Them As Your Facebook Friend.

— Anonymous

Okay, I have a million awesome clip art images. Now what?

— Nikhil Saluja

Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.

— Anonymous

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

— Anonymous

All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

— Anonymous

Sometimes We ignore the obvious because we get too caught up in being hopeful.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you only have $3.00 and you must choose between gas or Mc Donald's.

— Anonymous

Dear sidewalk, Please get wider...Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded.

— Anonymous

Even if I fall in love again with someone new, it can never be the way I loved you..

— Xuan Ta

My car finally heats up when I reach my destination.

— Anonymous

There's nothing more comfortable than sleeping while someone else gets ready for work.

— Anonymous

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook perfect!

— Patricia Ann Rose Garai