When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down. — Dyllan Copy Share Image
Holding my phone when I'm in the tub, is similar to holding a loved one over a cliff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like I'm unreachable for someone, someone is unreachable for me. It's the way it is. — Donatt Copy Share Image
I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be yourself and be original insyaallah we'll gain our own identity..let's people view our differences..it's totally in satisfactions.. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and just butchers the whole… — Sean Tedford Copy Share Image
When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the f*ck did they get that in here?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying sorry doesn't always mean that you were wrong. . Sometimes it means you value your relationships more than your ego... — UnKown Copy Share Image
I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you: deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is not so easy, some things are difficult to attain but if you take the first step of faith you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the people whom we've known for only a short time have a bigger impact on us than those we've known forever... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look at you, looking at me, now I know why they say the best things are free. :) — Maj Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah forgiving someone is easy but being able to trust them again is a totally different story. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Remember, if we happen to get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish those red, squiggly spellcheck lines would show up when some people talk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a spider is not the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4-way stop rules are a piece of cake. You got there first, you go first. Stop waving at me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people who want to be in your life will always find a way, just don't push them away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I was the girl who everyone wanted to be, instead of the one which everyone bullies. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password in the username slot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
