Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being single is much better than in a relationship with someone who always hurt you. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
1.Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications. — Becca Copy Share Image
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There r many things in life tht will catch your eye, but nly a few things that will catch your heart...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is more awkward? The way Dora The Explorer stares at you after she asked you a question or the moment of… — Avalon Copy Share Image
That pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think: Damn, that kids going to be really hot when he gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont lyk d people who write before deleting frends..that its time 2 delete some people coz if u want delete dnt write… — Raveen Copy Share Image
Whenever someone spells something wrong, I always look to see if the two letters are close on the keyboard. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear I'm human. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you? — Danish Copy Share Image
I wrote the story myself. Its about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Astronaut restaurant review from the moon: The food is fine but there's not much atmosphere. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Meeting people who are GENUINE with no ulterior motives is such a BLESSING, but very RARE. — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
U learn mo bout a person at da end of a relationship than @ da beginning — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
