Putting on jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done! Who else does this? ;] — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Computer only have 5th generations; But the 1st generations worth expensive — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like today is going to be a good day but I am bringing my shotgun just in case. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you have nothing to do when you check Facebook every five minutes to see whats going on in someone elses… — Ritu Copy Share Image
No relationship is a waste of time. The wrong ones are there to teach you the lessons that prepare you for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making Sense Is Not All About Posting A Long Status, But Is All About Getting Straight To The Point. We Don't Have… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
I wish people were like money so I could hold them to the light to see which ones are real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in when it's completely dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ofcourse gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI — Avalon Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status!.. — Naresha Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man. — Kayla Zmayefski Copy Share Image
If you mix up your sweet breath for your visine your going to have a bad day. — Antonio Copy Share Image
Old Saying ¦ Think before you speak. New saying ¦ GOOGLE, before you post. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Ladies, you are delusional if you think you can give me a hand job better than I can. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you're an adult when you iron a shirt the night before you have to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
F I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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