Don't be much closer to anybody because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot. — Faira Here Copy Share Image
I hate it when a shower only has two options; 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when you send a long text message to someone & they just reply with k. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Experience is the key to not making same mistakes again, whatever mistakes you've made is part of building you to understand life… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its a bitching monday, its 11: 34 am, fifty cents in my pocket for bus fare and i've got only one cigarette… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Everyone has that make the other person sound incredibly stupid voice when describing an argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when you meet someone attractive as hell, but they have the personality of a wall... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear haters, I'm gonna give you more reason to hate me. Have patience. — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Still Waiting For Someone To Call & Confess Their Love For Me..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when chocolate melts so quickly on my fingers, I mean like I know I'm hot, but... — Avalon Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, you look bangable, so ill add you. — Aalaynah Thompson Copy Share Image
God only give yu what yu can handle so that means there's only alil I cant — X JVale Copy Share Image
I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I must have missed school the day we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your phone goes dead in the middle of a interesting conversation... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
Me: I'm finally happy. Life: Oh damn, that can't happen. Let me throw something bad in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
