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Dang it, I did it again. My mama's birthday was yesterday...Love you Ma! — Epifania Savea Birthday Copy Share Image
I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children. — Epifania Savea Children Copy Share Image
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You want to change yourself, then do it. Just don't force it to happen; it takes time. — Epifania Savea Advice Copy Share Image
I can remember the good old days when grandpa used to go to our neighbors thinking its home and demands for them… — Epifania Savea Childhood Copy Share Image
Of course mama has taught us all to use our manners. Though there are times that are appropriate for you to be… — Epifania Savea Funny Copy Share Image
When we women say, Whoa! You are going way too fast we don't always mean it in the good way (wink) when… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Life can be a bitch, but what is life without some bitch to try to make your life hell? Be strong, have… — Epifania Savea Advice Copy Share Image
Man...its pretty sad when girls are in their dorms with nothing to do and then they start sexually harassing you in online… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Love: The one word that has a thousand meanings to it varying from the good to the bad. Each person has their… — Epifania Savea Definition of love Copy Share Image
If you know that she was a virgin that night you slept with her and you know you got her knocked up… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Everyone is born with a sense of curiosity, some with an overload of curiosity than others... Remember that one time in the… — Epifania Savea Childhood Copy Share Image
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Mondays and Thursdays are two bitches that I have to deal with. Monday's a bitch cause its the start of the week,… — Epifania Savea Friday Copy Share Image
Its kind of sad that most of the love quotes I have read so far are mostly written by us chicks. What,… — Epifania Savea Keeping it real Copy Share Image
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I mean really, maturbation is self pleasuring because there is none other than you who knows what works, but it does make… — Epifania Savea Life Copy Share Image
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Before you start doubting yourself, take a look at your life from the past up to now. You see all the bullshit… — Epifania Savea Ability Copy Share Image
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