The people who want to be in your life will always find a way, just don't push them away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I was the girl who everyone wanted to be, instead of the one which everyone bullies. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password in the username slot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone always bitching its Monday! Seriously your lucky to have a job in the first place. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pick up a phone call and wish you didn't because the caller's asking for something you don't… — Saramae Copy Share Image
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Honestly, I don't have time to hate people who hate me, because I'm too busy loving people who love me. — Zoya Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Im gonna pick up the pieces and build a lego house, if things go wrong we can always knock it over. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Hearts break like most things in life ,but it all about how you rebuild the broken pieces with a better plan thought… — Militon Munney Copy Share Image
Some boys think of girls just like books..If the cover doesnt catch there eyes, they wont ever bother to read whats inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not important to have long friend list on FB and whats app. But its important to have some friend who can… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4-way stop rules are a piece of cake. You got there first, you go first. Stop waving at me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, if we happen to get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish those red, squiggly spellcheck lines would show up when some people talk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a spider is not the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together, Never give up on hope — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because this is a facebook status, doesn't mean you have to like me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
