Exes Quotes · Page 6

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

— Kim Harrison

[I'll be the first one of the Smith to die.] I'll be shot - probably by one of the ex-Smiths.

— Steven Morrissey

I'm not on good terms with any of my exes. That's why we're not together anymore. We're not friends.

— Adele

I mean, let's be honest, who wouldn't be scared to face a bunch of exes all at once all in the same…

— Andi Dorfman

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie.

— Cybill Shepherd

If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.

— Taylor Swift

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.

— Pippa Evans

I did as much as I could in Vancouver. You can only play so many ex-'Falcon Crest' sons in so many movies…

— Ryan Reynolds

There is no creative expression of artistic value that has ever been produced by ex-drunkards and ex-drug-addicts. Who the hell would bother…

— Lars von Trier

Whenever you have an ex, and they're like, 'I hope we can still be friends!' and you weren't friends before you started…

— Ed Sheeran

It is written: "Wizards thou shalt not suffer to live" (Ex. 22:18); and: "In the morning I put to death all the…

— Thomas Aquinas

Who has not been amazed to learn that the function y = ex, like a phoenix rising from its own ashes, is…

— Francois Le Lionnais

I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I…

— Anthony Jeselnik

It's like I'm married to the silencer, Until I file for divorce and release my ex-calibers. Do art with your arteries, place…

— Pharoahe Monch

The Western stereotype of Africa and its black citizens as devoid of reason and, therefore, subhuman was often shared by white master…

— Henry Louis Gates

But assuredly Fortune rules in all things; she raised to eminence or buries in oblivion everything from caprice rather than from well-regulated…

— Sallust

She loved Bram in a clear-eyed way she’d never loved her ex-husband, no rose-colored glasses or mindless giddiness, no Cinderella fantasies or…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

We have created new idols. The worship of the ancient golden calf (cf. Ex 32:1-35) has returned in a new and ruthless…

— Pope Francis

Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come…

— Dane Cook

What would they do to me," he asked in confidential tones, "if I refused to fly them?" We'd probably shoot you," ex-P.F.C.…

— Joseph Heller

“She had to defend him in order to defend herself. That was why people were so prickly about their partners, even their…

— Nick Hornby

My mom and I were super close when I was a kid, her and I sort of ran off from her ex-husband.…

— Hayley Williams

I have never in my life seen a more petty, childish, bitter, soon-to-be ex-president of the United States. Barack Obama is in…

— Rush Limbaugh

“I do," she said. "I don't want to forget what we had. Ever. In the past, we're perfectly preserved, best friends, in…

— Ciara Smyth

Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it,…

— Tom Holt

Although I haven't experienced violence in a relationship, I know that two women every week in England and Wales are killed by…

— Jemma Kidd

You can't actually have a romance between friends. That sort of defeats the definition of the word "romance." The word you're looking…

— David Levithan

Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the…

— Nalini Singh

Cool is spent. Cool is empty. Cool is ex post facto. When advertisers and pundits hoard a word, you know it's time…

— Rick Moody

A narcissist society, in which each person is busy looking out for number one, can build neither brotherhood nor community. Aren't we…

— Neal A. Maxwell

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

— John Green

I know people my age (early 40s) who insist upon only writing. You know what we call them? Ex-journalists.

— Jeff Pearlman

I can't deny I'm a better ex-president than I was a president.

— Jimmy Carter

I'm friends with all my exes, as they were all friends.

— Bhumi Pednekar

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.

— Rodney Dangerfield

[On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal:] He reminded me of an alien.

— Kelly LeBrock

Always make your exes feel like they lost the entire world when they broke up with you.

— Ally

The truth is that everybody has a past and everybody has an ex.

— Bridget Regan

I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them.

— Jerett Parker