Exes Quotes · Page 5

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

— Felipe Esparza

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

— Pearl Williams

Of evils one should choose the least. [Lat., Ex malis eligere minima oportere.]

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.

— James Patterson

I trained with an ex-Navy Seal. We shot a lot of guns. Real bullets... I underwent commando training.

— Michelle Rodriguez

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

— Cher

“You won't get rid of him that easily. Troy will live a long and annoying life. People like him always do.”

— Jessica Dettmann

“my exes who waited within bluetooth range could see me dolled up. After”

— Chetan Bhagat

I hate when exes say, I'm here if you need me. Bitch, Where the fuck were you when we were together? Fuck…

— Anonymous

“In all probability there is someone out there that is almost exactly the same as the one you just lost, except they…

— Atticus Poetry

I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any…

— James Blunt

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges…

— Emo Philips

Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition...

— Alan Moore

Everything said, you couldn't hope for a nicer day to have a half dozen ex-soldiers with hunting bows relieve you of everything…

— Patrick Rothfuss

I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant…

— Taryn Manning

Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex…

— Delia Ephron

What is true about (ex-Iraq Survey Group head) David Kay's evidence, and this is something I have to accept, and is one…

— Tony Blair

You think it's hard for me when I go in the ring and fight? That's the least of my problems. I think…

— Bernard Hopkins

It's the next phase of authorship of this country's energy future. It's gonna come from the people. It's not gonna be deus…

— Josh Fox

When I say I had a cosmic confidence that we were capable of writing good music, I'm speaking about that time when…

— Paul Banks

My faith has helped me to adjust to life whether I was a small farm boy, a submarine officer, governor, president or…

— Jimmy Carter

So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have a thing for brunettes and…

— Gena Showalter

Get yourself a few ‘Dime a Dozen Generals,’ bid high in the ‘former statesmen lobby auction’, and put in your pocket one…

— Sibel Edmonds

It is so strange, to encounter an ex. It's as if you're in a foreign film, and what you're saying face-to-face has…

— Jodi Picoult

Most everybody had made at least one bad, drunken decision in their lives. Called an ex at two in the morning. Or…

— Augusten Burroughs

I was educated privately for free because I was a scholarship girl, 100% scholarship girl. I got it on my own merits.…

— Louise Mensch

It was my 16th birthday-my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song,…

— Stevie Nicks

Holy love has a way of consuming some. This is what is meant by the one who said, 'You have ravished our…

— John Climacus

Cuba is actually one where I am more optimistic because of the unique nature of Cuba - 90 miles off our shore…

— Barack Obama

We all know why [the generals] are so critical of the defense secretary. They're being defensive because they weren't able to implement…

— Stephen Colbert

We must point out that in what concerns its material the event is not a miracle. What I mean is that what…

— Alain Badiou

My ex-student, Idit Harel, who wrote a book, "Children Designs," has a documented story of a kid who was very shy, isolated…

— Seymour Papert

My personal trainer is an ex-dancer so we do a lot of ballet and jazz.

— Rachel Stevens

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

— Demetri Martin

Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives.

— Jake LaMotta

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

— Ronnie Wood

All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

— George Strait

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

— Mitch Hedberg

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

— Jay Leno

It had come about exactly in the way things happened in books.

— Agatha Christie