Exes Quotes · Page 4

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!

— William Howard Taft

Callin my ex-girl or e-mailin my mama, you're the only one that's causin me this drama.

— Drake

Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.

— Adrienne Bailon

No foundation that I am aware of has hired ex-journalists to promote a thoroughgoing inquiry.

— Alexander Cockburn

One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food.

— Jill Scott

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

— Woody Allen

Your allegiance is with your spouse; you cannot break that by showing allegiance to your ex-spouse.

— Connie Sellecca

It's kind of funny to read the work of ex-Marines and soldiers because what they said to me as a reporter was…

— George Packer

It was great to play an ex-marine cockney thug. All my roles are as different as the colours of the rainbow.

— Luke Treadaway

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

— Janet Evanovich

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives,…

— Christopher Titus

You know, in each segment of ex-Yugoslavia, multi-ethnic life is lost, except I think we somehow still have this in Serbia.

— Emir Kusturica

I'm not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I've been able to continue one with (Gwyneth Paltrow) that's really valuable.

— Ben Affleck

And so, like Moses (cf Ex 3, 5), in spirit we remove the shoes from our feet, on the threshold of the…

— Pope John Paul II

I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings toward your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

There is no ground for supposing that matter and energy existed before [the Big Bang] and were suddenly galvanized into action. For…

— E. T. Whittaker

My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants…

— Chelsea Handler

Why were we fighting if you had that kind of power?" In unison, every ex-Dark-Hunter and Nick said, "Just because you can…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad…

— Jane Wyman

There are a lot of things that I really question - the legality of the drone strikes, these NSA revelations. Jimmy Carter…

— Matt Damon

I don't think I believe in ghosts, per se. But, my nearest experience was when I went on a weekend away and…

— Theo James

I've always felt, and I don't like to say this because I sound like an ex-patriot, I always feel quite a bit…

— Tim Allen

“Diane sometimes hears that Troy is an actuary. Sometimes she hears Troy is a florist. Sometimes she hears Troy is a cop,…

— Joseph Fink

Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.…

— Derek Landy

Evolution is promoted by its practitioners as more than mere science. Evolution is promulgated as an ideology, a secular religion - a…

— Michael Ruse

Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband's…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

I made a vow to God [in 2010], after so many letdowns and the relationship with my ex, I knew I really…

— Jessica White

More than one branch of the avant-garde, claiming to break with the bourgeois vision and mode of production, remains tied to it…

— Patrice Pavis

The difference between a non-suicide and an ex-suicide leaving the house for work, at eight o'clock on an ordinary morning: The non-suicide…

— Walker Percy

Art is a high calling - fears are coincidental. Coincidental, sneaky and disruptive, we might add, disguising themselves variously as laziness, resistance…

— David Bayles

It is true, we do not like to lose a good, kind companion, a wife, a husband, a child, a brother, a…

— John Taylor

“I’d either fallen out of love with him or he’d bored the love out of me.”

— Kristen Ashley

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order.

— Sam Kinison

You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

— Eva Longoria

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.

— Tao Lin

There's no ex out there who I'm not friends with today, and I'm extremely thankful for that.

— Taylor Lautner

When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.

— Dane Cook

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

— Dane Cook

I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks.

— John Mayer