You can successfully take a jab at your ex without having everyone criticize you for it. — Selena Gomez Copy Share Image
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Rule 1: All rules can be broken. Many (ex-legal and ethical) should be. Most people won't. — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I started boxing when I was eight. Me and my brother Rafael started boxing in amateur tournaments when I was 13. My… — Juan Manuel Marquez Copy Share Image
Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from… — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“How are you?" "I'm coolioko," I nod, coughing once more. Not coolioko again, Harriet. "I mean, I'm ... fantastico." No. "Supastic." No.… — Holly Smale Copy Share Image
Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
I have been in relationships where a man has disrespected me, and I don't need to be friends with that man anymore.… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
I read Warren Zevon's bizarre biography, "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead." His wife, Crystal Zevon, posthumously published a journal he wrote and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I believe the poor fierce-eyed child had figured out that with a mere fifty dollars in her purse she might somehow reach… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which… — Britta Phillips Copy Share Image
It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
“I thought I was over him! So why did my heart still rip? Why did I still feel this sorrow? I got… — Susan E. Isaacs Copy Share Image
The age-long history of thinking on gravitation, too, was erased from the collective consciousness, and that force somehow became the serendipitous child… — Lucio Russo Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image
It’s okay to show up at a guy’s house with a dozen roses and declare your undying affection. It’s okay to have… — Veronica Chambers Copy Share Image
“You texted Garcia for help?" Jack gritted out. "Garcia? Not me?" "He has a gun." "So do I." "He's steady and reliable,"… — Sara Desai Copy Share Image
The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day... work, have dinner, hang out… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
“One ends a romantic relationship while remaining a compassionate friend by being kind above all else. By explaining one’s decision to leave… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
God warned Israel, "And if thou wilt make me an altar of stone, thou shalt not build it of hewn stone: for… — Max Anders Copy Share Image
Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“She smelled like gardenias. Plus something muskier, gardenias with carnal knowledge.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
For me, exes, they're like family... They're always gonna be like family. — Brandi Cyrus Copy Share Image
I'm not friends with a lot of my exes, and I think there's a reason for that. — Andrew Rannells Copy Share Image
Never does any pride enter the heart of a man except that his intelligence decreases by the same amount. — Muhammad al-Baqir Copy Share Image
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’. — Drake Copy Share Image
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