All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in…

“There are exes with whom it is too dangerous to allow even a moment’s eye contact. These are not exes at all, and never…

— Josh Wagner

There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about his Christian…

— Chris Hayes

Some of my best sources are ex-policemen, just to get a feeling of what it's like to be one. And it's quite different from…

— Terry Pratchett

Ex-Professor Moriarty of mathematical celebrity... is the Napoleon of crime, Watson.

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“When you enter your next relationship, you become the person you split up with.”

— Gina Barreca

I remember having some problems with [the Deus Ex theme] when I first heard it and I was trying to figure out how to…

— Warren Spector

My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony…

— B. B. King

I hate when exes say, I'm here if you need me. Bitch, Where the fuck were you when we were together? Fuck outta here!

— Anonymous

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck,…

— Paul Gascoigne

Former lefties can make a good living in the media by attacking their ex-comrades - I'd do it myself if the price was right.

— Nick Cohen

There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and it feels…

— Marc Maron

An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important than anyone…

— Ben Gibbard

It's like I'm married to the silencer, Until I file for divorce and release my ex-calibers. Do art with your arteries, place that for…

— Pharoahe Monch

Spirituality does not lie in meditating on the body of an ex-master. Spirituality exists in mediating on your own inner body.

— Amit Ray

“She had to defend him in order to defend herself. That was why people were so prickly about their partners, even their ex-partners. To…

— Nick Hornby