There are only two kinds of managers. Winning managers and ex-managers. — Gil Hodges Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
Exes can never be friends, past is always sad, you cheated on me¦. Get lost — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
“What was it with exes? Why were they always twice as attractive after a break-up?” — Jena Leigh Copy Share Image
Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex. — Sarah Ferguson Copy Share Image
I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve… — Selena Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person.… — Miles Teller Copy Share Image
I can still love an ex as a person, regardless if the breakup was bad. I would never wish anything negative on… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
You’ve got food stuck in your teeth,” Vee told Marcie. “In the crack between your two front teeth. Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
With two women every week in England and Wales being killed by their partner or ex-partner, we need to act now to… — Tom Aikens Copy Share Image
In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there's available... in… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the… — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm… — Jenny Jay Copy Share Image
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
It's just this long overdue. These people [ex-Nazi brought to trial] should be grateful to the apathy that exists there that prevented… — Marvin Hier Copy Share Image
Many people question their religious identity today, not necessarily by thinking of converting to Judaism or to Islam: it's just that technologies… — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think… — Lily Rabe Copy Share Image
The question eventually must be raised: Is it a criminal offense to take the name of the Lord in vain? When people… — Gary North Copy Share Image
Social media has a way of changing your mood. I can see a picture of my ex, and it ruins my day. — Kim Stolz Copy Share Image
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“Our past is a movie I played in a loop round and round, we’re stuck in a pattern” — Helena Natasha Copy Share Image
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Never be friends with your exes if you weren't friends with them before. — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
You should not propose marriage until you have resolved your feelings about your ex. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
Experts have their expert fun ex cathedra telling one just how nothing can be done. — Piet Pieterszoon Hein Copy Share Image
Humanity is a river of light running from the ex-eternity to eternity. — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. — George Foreman Copy Share Image