You should not propose marriage until you have resolved your feelings about your ex. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Never be friends with your exes if you weren't friends with them before. — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
Experts have their expert fun ex cathedra telling one just how nothing can be done. — Piet Pieterszoon Hein Copy Share Image
Exes can never be friends, past is always sad, you cheated on me¦. Get lost — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
“What was it with exes? Why were they always twice as attractive after a break-up?” — Jena Leigh Copy Share Image
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
My ex-husband happens to be one of the most gifted moviemakers. And what is so bizarre about working with someone like that?… — Ali MacGraw Copy Share Image
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Bills of attainder, ex-post facto laws and laws impairing the obligation of contracts are contrary to the first principles of the social… — James Madison Copy Share Image
Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli Copy Share Image
Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
One thing I know that's really cool - it seems to me that Blake Schwarzenbach [Jets to Brazil frontman; ex-Jawbreaker] is someone… — J. Robbins Copy Share Image
I love my EXes, just becoz... they're a living proof of perfect EXample. a good EXperience and an EXplanation of what I… — Jcalex Maneja Copy Share Image
I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library. Hello, my life, I said.… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
It was my 16th birthday-my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song,… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
My ex-husband has been one of my best teachers, and I believe that the areas of our life and the people in… — Rene Marie Copy Share Image
What would they do to me," he asked in confidential tones, "if I refused to fly them?" We'd probably shoot you," ex-P.F.C.… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“She had to defend him in order to defend herself. That was why people were so prickly about their partners, even their… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
My mom and I were super close when I was a kid, her and I sort of ran off from her ex-husband.… — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
I have never in my life seen a more petty, childish, bitter, soon-to-be ex-president of the United States. Barack Obama is in… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex. — Sarah Ferguson Copy Share Image
Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
Social media has a way of changing your mood. I can see a picture of my ex, and it ruins my day. — Kim Stolz Copy Share Image
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to say 'I'd die without you.' To their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One day someone is going to come into your life and make you understand why you and none of your exes worked… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I got ex's all across the country and I owe everybody in town. I got bill collectors a callin' me up, and… — George Strait Copy Share Image
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem?… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
In my experience, staying in a marriage that my ex and I both agreed had all its best moments behind it was… — Ariel Gore Copy Share Image
22 by Taylor Swift: It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. Well,… — Hunter Marie Copy Share Image
A Creator must exist. The Big Bang ripples and subsequent scientific findings are clearly pointing to an ex nihilo creation consistent with… — Henry F. Schaefer, III Copy Share Image
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