What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have… — Bill Veeck Copy Share Image
“By half-past one the last drop of pleasure had evaporated, leaving nothing but headaches. We perceived that we were not splendid inhabitants… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
So what do people see when they read that well-behaved women rarely make history? Do they imagine good-time girls in stiletto heels… — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Copy Share Image
For tonight I'm famous, for tonight I'm king And I will be remembered, for centuries of sand This man was a hero,… — Mars Mavis Paul John Copy Share Image
You can be a victim of a crime and not exercise great judgment. And when women have been sexually assaulted, they feel… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
When I went to the Oscars - the only time I've ever been to the Oscars - a few years ago, I… — Carey Mulligan Copy Share Image
“I know you think I don't remember. I konw you think I was probably too drunk, but it was the only moment… — Ginger Scott Copy Share Image
Love's the only thing I've thought of or read about since I was knee-high. That's what I always dreamed of, of meeting… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
“I drink because I don't stand a chance and I know it. I couldn't drive a truck and I couldn't get on… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
There's lots of sides. The CD doesn't really create a mood. It creates more of a journey. It starts out with a… — Laura Bell Bundy Copy Share Image
My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
I love a massage and a bath. I don't drink - I'll have a sip, but I've never been drunk - and… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
“He shook his head and thought about it for a second. “Maybe I'm not straight? Can I still be straight when I'm… — Elaine White Copy Share Image
The great event on Calvary . . . is an eternal reminder to a power drunk generation that love is the most… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I think I've had enough, I might get a little drunk I say what's on my mind, I might do a little… — Rhianna Copy Share Image
“I had chosen to believe that my recent promotion was due to my overall sense of responsibility, my razor-sharp attention to detail,… — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
If all we ever sang about was how happy we are, we would be lying to ourselves. People try to escape their… — Amy Lee Copy Share Image
Context is everything. Dress me up and see. I'm a carnival barker, an auctioneer, a downtown performance artist, a speaker in tongues,… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
I was supremely happy, for I had seen. Nothing could ever be the same. I have drunk at the clear and pure… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
Coffee in Brazil is always made fresh and, except at breakfast time, drunk jet black from demitasses first filled almost to the… — Bob Brown Copy Share Image
“Drunk people say the damnedest things! Not every night out is book-worthy, but a comment here or there gives me a good… — Jason Calloway Copy Share Image
“I’d never touched alcohol—doesn’t mix too well with crazy pills—but I knew at that moment what it must feel like to be… — Myra McEntire Copy Share Image
The lights were off so that his heads could avoid looking at each other because neither of them was currently a particular… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
You know, when you're 23 and you get pissed, I mean drunk, you can just go crazy and it's all right. But… — Chrissie Hynde Copy Share Image
Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A… — Roland Barthes Copy Share Image
“I suppose I’ve come a long way from: being drunk enough to drive; tired enough to replace sleep with pills; irresponsible enough… — Volatalistic Phil Copy Share Image
It happens to us once or twice in a lifetime to be drunk with some book which probably has some extraordinary relative… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Mr. Huston (directed Marilyn in Asphalt Jungle and The Misfits) was an exciting looking man. He was tall, long-faced, and his hair… — Marilyn Copy Share Image
You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Sir Richard sighed. "Rid yourself of the notion that I cherish any villainous designs upon your person," he said. "I imagine I… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
I celebrate myself, and I hope soon the day will come you will be celebrating yourself. And when thousands and thousands of… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three… — Genghis Khan Copy Share Image
“He wants to laugh out loud or punch a wall. He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
“Nature" doesn't really have intentions, per se. Nature is a drunk waking up from a weekend bender, ambling through a messy kitchen… — Pat Connid Copy Share Image
“Oh boy. Too drunk to hold on to a whiskey and Coke and the word "pretty." That's not a combination with a… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
My big thing is to get onstage sober. Whatever happens from there happens. But you get onstage drunk and it's not going… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
