“Calvin clears his throat. “Do you have anything to drink?” Booze. Right. This is the perfect situation for some booze. I jump… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Some bruises you wear like badges of honour: when you got it playing rugby, or quad racing, or falling off something while… — paul murray Copy Share Image
I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,… — Dennis Hopper Copy Share Image
I wanted to move on. I wanted to do acting. The next thing I did after [MADtv] was a good hybrid of… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
New Zealanders are so chill. I know they say Australians are chill, and I feel like Australians are chill, but I keep… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more… — Muhammad Yunus Copy Share Image
Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing… — James E. Webb Copy Share Image
Not the swart Pariah in some Indian grove, Lone, lean, and hunted by his brother's hate, Hath drunk so deep the cup… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
If somebody told me, "Not a good idea," I would've said, "No, it's probably a good idea if you get drunk with… — Reginald Arvizu Copy Share Image
Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I have a bigger problem at food events when I turn over a wine glass and people insist on pouring me a… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
Scott: Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Nora: Are you trying to appeal to my conscience? Scott: How can you turn down… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Getting drunk is, uh...getting drunk, you're in complete control...up to a point. It's your choice,every time you take a sip. You have… — jerry hopkins Copy Share Image
I could still smell her on my fur. It clung to me, a memory of another world. I was drunk with it,… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I got her,” Will confirms. “Who you got?” I ask. “You, drunk girl. Come on.” He turns to lead me toward… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
Many centuries ago, Oriental thinkers recognized that the mind is a constant mover and that it is next to impossible to stop… — Ervin Seale Copy Share Image
In San Francisco - life goes on. Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Father Ted' was written by Irish people, so that was fine, but around the time we were shooting it 'EastEnders' went to… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers. And I get out the cab and I slam the… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
As a child I was a good boy. Even if I wasn't playing tennis I don't think I'd have done things like… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
Nonfiction brought me back to earth and sobered me up whenever it seemed like I'd become too drunk on the lives and… — Laura Miller Copy Share Image
“Damn, he was bored. It was a fact, he was only now beginning to realise, that the conversation of the drunk is… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
Why is it that we all - myself included - believe these stories? Why are we so quick to assume that the… — Bruce Schneier Copy Share Image
“I'm not drunk,' I said indignantly. You were just dancing like some wood nymph five minutes ago. You took your shirt off… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Twitter, I always say is the drunk uncle of my personality, because I say some stuff sometimes that, you know that drunk… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
A girl checks me out, I check her out back. We begin talking and having a good time. As always there is… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
It is a sultry day; the sun has drunk The dew that lay upon the morning grass; There is no rustling in… — William C. Bryant Copy Share Image
Joscelin, is love supposed to make you feel like you’re sick and dying, and mad enough to hit someone and drunk with… — Jacqueline Carey Copy Share Image
The words to country songs are very earthy like the blues. They're not as dressed up and the people are very honest… — Ray Charles Copy Share Image
there is a world, in a far-flung corner of our galaxy, where women have no nipples and motor cars, though legally capable… — Trevor Beattie Copy Share Image
When you have any kind of success in life, that's like the most dangerous moment that you're in because you're going to… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Right now one in three teenagers meets the medical criteria for addiction, which is scary. I'm so driven because when I walked… — Kristen Johnston Copy Share Image
“Multiple personalities. Don't freak out but I'm pretty sure I have them. Not a clinical thing, not a disease. But a distraction… — Will Christopher Baer Copy Share Image
“Paulson, what the hell are you doing at my party?” Michael asked, a bit drunk. “Don’t worry, asshole. I’m not staying. I… — Mary A. Wasowski Copy Share Image
You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it-it's the only way. So as not to feel the horrible… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
You may be right. I think it was round about Christmas when I got my Welsh dragon tattoo.” At that, Tessa had… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image