I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Well to me growing, up I've had my own psychological war with my parents dying at such a young age. My mother… — Adam Beach Copy Share Image
But lately, when I’m drunk, I feel a hostility that I’ve never known before. It is a tension deep in my gut… — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
That image of the common drunk is a myth. There is a thing called a maintenance drinker which may very well be… — Lisa Anderson Copy Share Image
Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I write as if I were drunk. It is a process of intuition rather than placing myself above my story like a… — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
“Let me get this straight, Sasha. You got so drunk that some jerk tried to take you home forcefully. And then this… — H.T. Night Copy Share Image
They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
“I make no excuse for what happened. Drunkenness is never more than a symptom, not an absolute cause, and I realize that… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
“The "pleasure" of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of consciousness. And so are the kind of… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
“He wasn't a happy drunk and when he'd had too much, his frustration spilled out of him in an angry torrent of… — Ed Duncan Copy Share Image
“You’re still here. No beer. I’m not corrupting a minor.” “But you’re a minor,” she pointed out. “At least for beer.” “Yeah,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
There's been times when I've been in really tough shape at the top of the course. Talk about a hard challenge right… — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
“Through several hours of revelry, I somehow got the idea that I could keep up with an English journalist. (Put English and… — Dyan Cannon Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
“I wanted to wrap that moment up in tissue paper and save it forever someplace near my heart, just so I could… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“People keep asking what I do for a living and I keep saying that I don’t believe in making a living. That… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
Blessed the man that hath visited 'Akká, and blessed he that hath visited the visitor of 'Akká. Blessed the one that hath… — Bahá'u'lláh Copy Share Image
I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I know if I don't look after myself, I will be talking to you in a couple of years' time mumbling my… — Anthony Joshua Copy Share Image
“Oh,for God's sake," I scolded myself, channeling Frankie. "It's just a French session.It's just a French session with a cute guy.It's just… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
I was walking late one night along a tree-lined path; a chestnut fell at my feet. The noise it made as it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
One who has drunk at the fountain of spiritual happiness says good-by of his own accord to the satisfactions that come from… — Maria Montessori Copy Share Image
“I color your world." I blinked and my heart stopped. How did he…? Oh crap! I told him! Drunk, in the middle… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
In diabetes the thirst is greater for the fluid dries the body ... For the thirst there is need of a powerful… — Aretaeus of Cappadocia Copy Share Image
Discover the times when you're most creative - mornings, nights, afternoons - and clear the time to work then. Many writers find… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
“She was certainly rather drunk. Her eyes were fixed as if upon some far-off point. She seemed to be contemplating a future… — Jean Rhys Copy Share Image
whats here a cup closed in my true loves hand poisin i see hath been his timeless end. oh churl drunk all… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you look a million dollars but everybody has their flaws. So that's why it had to be that… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
I think a lot of us who had these oddly shaped childhoods, in some ways we're hyper-capable. We're able to take care… — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
I frowned at the list. “So… I’ll go back and tell the Traynors that I’m going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
People like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives,… — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
“I was just going to call and say hi." "Give me the phone." I hand it over. Jess, despite her scrawniness, is… — Julie Buxbaum Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
If you are passed out drunk or if there is a gun to your head, it is the same crime. It is… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. "Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't… — Anna Gavalda Copy Share Image
Honey, I've watched a lot of 90210. The parents weren't even on the show once Brandon and Brenda went to college. This… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
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