Drinking Quotes · Page 51

Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

— Anonymous

Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.

— P. J. O'Rourke

The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.

— Anonymous

I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.

— Nishan Singh

We are a water-drinking people, and we are allowing every brook to be defiled.

— George Bird Grinnell

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

— Martha Stout

I make inappropriate choices when I drink. I also make them when I'm not drinking

— Green Monk

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

— Robert Benchley

“In times of youth, drinking is better. With the joyful, linking is better. The world is a mere temporal inn; With the…

— Hafez

American democracy is the inalienable right to sit on your front porch, in your pyjamas, drinking a can of beer and shouting…

— Peter Ustinov

I was drinking a lot of bourbon. I was miserable. I was starting to get work, but it wasn't remotely satisfying. It…

— Nick Offerman

In time of war, soldiers, however sensible, care a great deal more on some occasions about slaking their thirst than about the…

— Winston Churchill

I talk about going to his [George W. Bush's] Inauguration and crying when he took the oath, 'cause I was so afraid…

— Sarah Vowell

Cigarettes, cigarettes were much tougher. Booze was tough And I had a real drinking problem before as we discovered in the hospital…

— Joe Eszterhas

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain…

— Edgar Allan Poe

I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it…

— George Clooney

I got caught cheating a bunch of times, well now I'm not drinking but you think just because I say, "Oh I'm…

— Ryan Montgomery

I believe that water is the only drink for a wise man: wine is not so noble a liquor; and think of…

— Henry David Thoreau

I don't know that any writing comes easily, but I certainly get more immersed in novels. I don't think the routine is…

— Jess Walter

I started drinking in my late teen years and continued through college and into the early years of my career. I had…

— Marissa Nadler

“More wine for me, pour me some more!" "You smart girl, I knew you're a smart girl, just teasing...” Faces turn red,…

— Yevgeny Zamyatin

Eat, drink, and be merry is perfectly good in itself; nothing is wrong in it. But it is not enough. Soon you…

— Rajneesh

“Tilly returned with the dipper and timidly approached the Tick-Tock Man's throne. He took it and held it out to Jake. When…

— Stephen King

Numerous Christians do not know how to glorify God in their eating and drinking. They do not eat and drink simply to…

— Watchman Nee

I wasn't taking drugs or drinking. I was working and working and working. But I wasn't writing anything.

— Patti Smith

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…

— Louis C. K

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and…

— Ernest Hemingway

There is drinking in lots of the songs because there is drinking in life. Drinking stimulates the imagination.

— Shane MacGowan

When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems.

— Charles Bukowski

I have learned that if this is what I am going to do, and do it well, then I have to avoid…

— Usain Bolt

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

— Jerry Seinfeld

Méret's Oppenheim art was aesthetically beautiful. Drinking champagne and eating a cherry off some tits, this is no big deal really.

— Rebecca Horn

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the…

— Garrison Keillor

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on…

— Mignon McLaughlin

Don't be impatient when it takes too long. Or drink it all even when it tastes to strong.

— Drake

“It's too warm for red wine; now I mix gin and tonics instead. I find they make the ordinary sensation of living…

— Sara Baume

A whole lot of getting ready for a show is just drinking your yerba mate. The Red Bull is for after.

— Benson Boone

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

— Daniel Silva

I basically gave up drinking. Personally, I thought I was drinking too much and, over the long run, it caught up with…

— Robert Parish

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

— Shemp Howard