The older you get, the more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring. — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
My ultimate research goal is to transform our human existence to just eating, sleeping, drinking, playing - nevermind. — Luis von Ahn Copy Share Image
[ Entering college ] This kind of place made me want to puke. I needed a real drink to cope with the… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
Jtfs5w5e6iuhigufyft <----- This is what you get while drinking and sitting at your labtop — Annonymous Copy Share Image
We have a few things in common - smoking, drinking, and women. Photography just gets us out of the house. (To photographer… — William Eggleston Copy Share Image
The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old… — William Petersen Copy Share Image
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For… — Janusz Palikot Copy Share Image
As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just… — Jason Santana Copy Share Image
I did a bit of running away when my mam passed away. I didn't go back to work; I started drinking quite… — Ronan Keating Copy Share Image
“An addict newly separated from their thing, whether it's drinking, drugs, throwing up ten times a day or anything else is like… — Anne Clendening Copy Share Image
I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't… — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
Wait a second while I take a swig off this bottle: it's my true and only Helicon, my Caballine fount, my sole… — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
“You can never rouse Harris. There is no poetry about Harris- no wild yearning for the unattainable. Harris never "weeps, he knows… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Its like the crowd itself is pulsing. I dont know this place and for once at a party I feel unnatural. I… — Jade Copy Share Image
I write songs by sitting around in bars, so drinking songs are a little obvious. It's surprising that I don't write entirely… — Stephin Merritt Copy Share Image
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I've no desire to hang around with a bunch of upper-class delinquents, do twenty minutes' work and then spend the rest of… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
In your city faded off the brown, NINO. She insists she got more class, WE KNOW. — Drake Copy Share Image
“More drinking, less flirting,” he said. “Or so help me I’ll throw ice at you.” — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
When my brain can't handle my fate then there is only way for get rid of it is drinking, drinking and drinking. — Erdem Copy Share Image
My secret is one the world needs to know - nearly a billion people a year die from unsafe drinking water. — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image
We're drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the… — Johnny Mercer Copy Share Image
“Somehow, we were passing the boundaries of language and finding clarity in shared thought, even if we were just talking about beer!” — Gerry Abbey Copy Share Image
“I don't ever drink alone. It's not much fun. And I don't think I will until I am an alcoholic.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra Copy Share Image
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I managed to reach a depth of self-loathing that usually takes a night of drinking to achieve. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
A woman needs her privacy while drinking a dirty Belvedere martini on the rocks with a splash of Tabasco. — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Anaya Danu Nickel was my little girls name. She never got a chance at life, or even to be born; please, don't… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
“Our eyes stay fixed on each other. I really need to stop drinking. It’s giving me asshole amnesia.” — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
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