Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know? — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. — Al Capone Copy Share Image
I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time. — Richard Harris Copy Share Image
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer. — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I think a lot of cynicism has dropped away from my shoulders since I stopped drinking. — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
Drink was the most fearsome of deceivers ... for it promised one thing and came through with quite another. — Kay Boyle Copy Share Image
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way… — Ginger Rogers Copy Share Image
It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue, and, moreover, you can time any little… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval… — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
If there's a celebration, I'll have a drink and enjoy that time with people, but I wouldn't be drinking to get drunk.… — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
I like to think I'm a night person, because that's my job, but now I'm a father of three. I'm trying to… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
“The Americans called theirs the Officers Club but the Canadians called ours the Officers Mess. The American term was the more honest;… — R.J. Childerhose Copy Share Image
I lost my edge for boxing, I didn't put as much into it as I did before. I didn't run as far.… — Ken Norton Copy Share Image
At first she dreamed of sheep, of going to school, of cats drinking milk. Little by little she dreamed of blue sheep,… — Clarice Lispector Copy Share Image
It's good to be able to deal with it [anger] somehow other than drinking, fighting, crashing cars, hitting your kid, your wife,… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign… — William Randolph Hearst Copy Share Image
Some of us have such incredible things that can keep us from acting. We have the luxury of drinking such good wine,… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
Drink water, drink tea. I find that if I drink tea I can make myself think that it's something special, because you… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
It is claimed that the United States gets the cleanest and purest tea in the market, and certainly it is too good… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
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