Dog Quotes · Page 84

Weak dogs become bones for other, stronger dogs.

— Tad Williams

“If you enjoy sticking a straw in a dog's ear, don't sit next to the pooch with a milkshake.”

— Alan Rogers

We have a couple of dogs, but I wouldn't describe myself as an animal person.

— Pamela Stephenson

A friend is like anything else. A dog, a plant. You ignore them and they tend to die on you.

— Will Christopher Baer

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

— Josh Billings

If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky.

— Anonymous

“Read that one right. He’s a dog person for sure.”

— Shawn Underhill

A dog wakens your heart to joy and companionship.

— Pam Brown

My father, I never knew, except for this one time when he threw a ball and told me to go fetch it.…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of…

— Stanley Coren

As long as I can have a roof over my head and feed the dog and feed myself, I'm perfectly content.

— Brenda Fricker

I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot.

— James Spader

It often happens that a man develops a deeper love and friendship with his pet cat or dog than he does with…

— Henry David Thoreau

People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this; that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog. Philosophy will…

— John Jay Chapman

Reality TV - I'm not trying to dog it, everybody has their own thing, you know - but I didn't see it…

— Karrueche Tran

Somewhere in the rain, there will always be an abandoned dog that prevents you from being happy.

— Aldous Huxley

Alcibiades had a very handsome dog, that cost him seven thousand drachmas; and he cut off his tail, "that," said he, "the…

— Plutarch

My mother was really young when she had me, so she was a horrible cook, but we lived with my grandmother, who…

— Debi Mazar

Make no mistake, this music is for everyone. Jazz is not an exclusive, elite club. Go ahead, listen to your Snoop Doggy…

— Christian McBride

Right now Jack lives with me. Jack is my Jack Russell. I also have a Yorkie named Ginger, but Jack and Ginger…

— Mariah Carey

I didn't realize puppy mills were a problem until my wife, Bessy, and I got our first dog, Cannoli. Cannoli came from…

— Joe Gatto

“Humnnn,” he grunted, then laughed. “A dog bite can’t hurt a nigger.” “It’s swelling and it hurts,” I said. “If it bothers…

— Richard Wright

tend to be better at describing feelings and ideas, and worse at painting a picture of any physical thing. I have terrible…

— Josh Gondelman

Andrew Breitbart, self-described media mogul, had several screws loose or missing and was the grinning bomb-thrower of the radical right. He was…

— Bill Ayers

Dogs yell by Barking; Yelling to a barking dog is actually barking back.

— Jaison Ndlovu

Naturally animals are very special to me, especially dogs.

— Benjamin Stone

Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.

— Harold Wilson

My routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog.

— Jennifer Aniston

In my next life, I want to come back as one of my dogs. They live nicely.

— Kaley Cuoco

“A not unblack dog was chasing a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field.”

— George Orwell

Feeling animalistic. Feeling Hyena. Feeling Wolf. Feeling Dog. I am tongue and heart.

— David Wojnarowicz

A family with two kids and a dog, however cheesy it might sound, that's what I want.

— Kelvin Fletcher

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

— Chelsea Handler

The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family.

— Heidi Montag

“Dogs have owners,” she quoted. “Cats have staff.” “Which”

— Ninie Hammon

My idea of good poetry is any dog doing anything.

— J. Boone

Controversy chases the Russian writer Vladimir Sorokin the way a dog chases a stick.

— Ken Kalfus

My wife has horses and we've got dogs and cats, so our family loves animals.

— Tim Henman

Even in the middle of barking dogs, you can hear the footsteps of a big revolution!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

— Anonymous