Dog Quotes · Page 86

“My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.”

— Paul Dunn

If I had a little dog, I would definitely put some little shoes on it.

— Kelly Kelly

“It smelled like sex and dog in here. But mostly it smelled like sex.”

— Kim Harrison

I look forward to doing everything, whether appearing on TV or walking the dog.

— Ronnie Corbett

Drive them [Jews] like mad dogs from our land... let not one of them live.

— Martin Luther

Unless you're lead dog, the scenery never changes.

— Hannah Whitall Smith

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

— Betty White

We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs.

— Phil Gramm

I am an on-and-off vegetarian. Sometimes on, mostly off. I think it is better to be a vegetarian but occasionally, the call…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

It is better to be devoured by lions than to be eaten by dogs. Explaining why his Northwestern teams played difficult schedules.

— Alex Agase

I'm a proud person. I'm not vain. I look at it like it is. If you've got the money and you're going…

— Dolly Parton

I'm just a battler making an honest buck who goes home to his missus and his dog at the end of the…

— Rex Hunt

Whoever I hang out with, I want to be able to laugh with. I just want to be able to have a…

— Steven R. McQueen

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for…

— Charles M. Schulz

I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I…

— Margo Kaufman

“Rudy is a mutt; my father says he’s a cross between a chihuahua and a German shepherd, which must’ve been some wild…

— Ned Vizzini

Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go…

— Dan Mathews

Not to rag on myself, but when people say, 'What does it feel like to be an icon?' I'm like, 'My dog…

— Kathleen Hanna

Some dogs could play fetch all day long, while others have absolutely no interest in chasing a ball. Some might love "find…

— Cesar Millan

I am completely turning into my mom. Me, trying to be stern, is her. Or when I make silly voices. My mom…

— Eve

One often hears of a horse that shivers with terror, or of a dog that howls at something a mans eyes cannot…

— William Butler Yeats

We really just didn't realize the diversity of planetary types in our solar system. Pluto looked like a misfit because it was…

— Alan Stern

I think any critic that takes a swipe at 'Full House' is like taking the family dog. The dog brings you joy…

— Lori Loughlin

A mist. A great mist. It covered the entire kingdom. And everyone in it - the good people and the not so…

— Jane Yolen

You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.

— Dave Pelzer

Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.

— William J. Clinton

“Keep treating me like a damn dog, Cush, and I'll bite you.”

— Quinn Loftis

Today Christians spend more money on dog food then missions

— Leonard Ravenhill

“Some confidants have wings and a beak, or four legs and a tail.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.

— America Ferrera

“Did that dog just call me a bastard?" asked Sam.”

— Dan Wells

I have a dog. He needs to be walked, and I love running, so I pull out my running shoes.

— Kim Raver

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

— Karel Capek

Do not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog.

— Desiderius Erasmus

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

— Andy Borowitz

The little dogs and all, Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart-see, they bark at me.

— William Shakespeare

It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.

— Tom Waits

Saying we can still be friends is like saying the dog died but we can still keep it.

— Anonymous

I am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, you needn't be hanged like a dog.

— Anne Bonny

You should be afraid of a silent dog rather than a barking one.

— Vikrant Parsai