My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“He stares at me, and I don’t look away. He isn’t a dog, but the same rules apply.” — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Dogs in America get more affection than women in most Third World countries. — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp. — Beastie Boys Copy Share Image
Basically, we're taking a product that would be sold in the cheapest way for dogs, and after this process, is being given… — Jamie Oliver Copy Share Image
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I work like a dog when I have to, but when I'm not working, I get terribly lazy and could sit around… — Liam Cunningham Copy Share Image
I get to sit at home with the dogs on the sofa, record in a closet in the office, send them off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered. — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
When I heard you could get a disease from playing with your prairie dog, I thought, 'Wow, what a euphemism.' I thought… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally , forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing… — Jonathan Carroll Copy Share Image
I did, however, manage to do it without hurting those dogs. Very considerate of me. Don't let it be said I'm not… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
A stray dog, I might understand," she said. "But this? You are too softhearted." No, Mabry," Ravus said. "I am not." He… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Australian cattle dogs, are not like Labradors, where they just like to just sit around by the fire and get petted. They're… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
You can also hurt a dog if it's insecure, if a dog is nervous and then you try to pet him, you… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
Some time in the night I got up, tiptoed to my window, and looked out at my doghouse. It looked so lonely… — Wilson Rawls Copy Share Image
Having pets can teach us a lot of things. For kids, they are often their first lesson in responsibility, and being responsible… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love and loyalty. They depart to teach us about loss. A new dog… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
“By all accounts this evening promised to be yet another in the long progression of dog days that oozed like a piece… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit. — Hayes McClerkin Copy Share Image
“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr. I say: No contest.” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
I can always count on my dog to make me feel better about a bad hair day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life. — Michael Sheen Copy Share Image
I love my dog. Actually, the best portrait I did was of my dog. — Patrick Demarchelier Copy Share Image
I named my dog 'Messi' because Messi is the best in the world, and so is my dog. — Isco Copy Share Image
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Forget diamonds or dogs—a girl or boy's best friend is always a high-powered weapon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A dog's good for filling a grief-dug hole." "In the Shape of Shep” — Eileen Granfors Copy Share Image
The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs. — Philip Elmer-DeWitt Copy Share Image
When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most." — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
A little attention, a pat on the head, and a kind word every now and then is all your dog asks. — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
“The most important job of the top dog is to mingle with subordinates at every strata.” — Haresh Sippy Copy Share Image
“IF YOU WANT A DOG TO STOP KISSING YOU, turn your head away silently like another dog.” — William Lashner Copy Share Image
