You have to be a real live dog to come out there and compete every night. — Trevor Ariza Copy Share Image
People of the world, unite and defeat the U.S. aggressors and all their running dogs! — Mao Zedong Copy Share Image
Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I just inherited a ghost dog.” Duke was in the back seat, his head hanging out the window.” — Deanna Chase Copy Share Image
A sculptor is supposed to be a dull dog anyway, so why should he not break out in colour sometimes, and in… — Jacob Epstein Copy Share Image
“DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship.” — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden — John Hegley Copy Share Image
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is… — Edward Hoagland Copy Share Image
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When thieves come, I bark; when gallants, I am still - So perform both my master's and mistress's will. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
The relationship with a snake is not like what we have with dogs, like how we can sort of cuddle a dog. — Danny Green Copy Share Image
“Each dog marks a section of our lives, and in the end, we feed them to the dark, burying them there while… — Toby Barlow Copy Share Image
I don't feel like a dream girl, but I think it's really nice. I guess a part of me wishes I got… — Alicia Silverstone Copy Share Image
When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with a puppy's rubber mouse, for instance, it only confuses the… — Corey Ford Copy Share Image
Mutt enjoyed traveling by car, but he was an unquiet passenger. He suffered from the delusion, common to dogs and small boys,… — Farley Mowat Copy Share Image
It's true. somewhere inside us we are all the ages we have ever been. We're the 3 year old who got bit… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
All I wanted to do was be a professional film director with a body of work, and you're going to make some… — Michael Caton-Jones Copy Share Image
Everything Jumpy could do [in Valley of Violence] was too much. If I put it in the movie you would all check… — Ti West Copy Share Image
Americans, too many of them, take themselves too seriously. You're going to get rapped - by the viewers, by the sponsors and… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Dagwood Bumstead was a great unrecognized hero of American literature. He showed up every day, he got knocked down every day, he… — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
No one in my family is in show business, unless you count dog shows as show business. — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day. — Darrell Royal Copy Share Image
“I have had friends who were dogs, but I have never had a dog who was not a friend.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Edible names are what drives me as a musician. My next band will be called the Hot Dogs. — Chad Smith Copy Share Image
The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks. — Jonathan Gruber Copy Share Image