Dog Quotes · Page 43

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

— Camille Paglia

No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.

— Herman Melville

The life of a good dog is like the life of a good person, only shorter and more compressed,

— Anna Quindlen

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech.

— Dana Gould

Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails.

— Anonymous

“What interests me is what dogs bring out in people, mirroring humanity’s best and worst.”

— Anne Calcagno

“Cat and Dog were ganging up on Ferret last night.”

— Wendy Mass

Go to the Sydney Institute Media Watch Dog website to marvel at his [Gerard Henderson's] work.

— Mark Latham

Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a…

— H. P. Lovecraft

I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody…

— Ingrid Newkirk

Most of an award-show host's job is showing up and keeping a cool head and soldiering through it, whether it's the Oscars…

— Rob Sheffield

Without the shepherd's dog, the whole of the open mountainous land in Scotland would not be worth a sixpence.

— James Hogg

When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't…

— Oscar Hammerstein II

My wife and I love to read. We're going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we…

— Gale Gordon

To be a great player and a great scorer, you have to find ways to get yourself open and get shots off.…

— John Stockton

I think the United States and its British attack dog are not taken seriously anywhere in the world and can play no…

— Tariq Ali

“Cats have the curiosity of a genius, while dogs have the intellect of a sack of manure covered in hair and mulch…

— Jarod Kintz

Puerto Rico has a stray dog problem. Tens of thousands of homeless canines - hundreds of thousands, by some estimates - live…

— Juliana Hatfield

“When Rin Tin Tin first became famous, most dogs in the world would not sit down when asked. Dogs performed duties: they…

— Susan Orlean

Frankenweenie is also about mortality, but at a very different stage. It's losing a parent versus losing a dog. I don't run…

— John August

I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car.…

— Lee Friedlander

I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father. That was not a blanket…

— Ted Cruz

“The third time out he concluded that we were hunting cows. That was a day that will live long in memory. Mutt…

— Farley Mowat

If all I can say is I'm not in this swamp, I'm not in this swamp then there is not a rope…

— Tori Amos

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

— Mark Twain

The love between dog and man is idyllic, dogs were never expelled from paradise.

— Milan Kundera

In someone's life, dogs can be very important which in turn changes everyone else's lives.

— Jaideep Ahlawat

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

— Dave Barry

Are you a female dog? What? Massie asked. Why? Because you are acting like a real bitch

— Lisi Harrison

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

— Mark Twain

For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit.

— George Allen

“Appropriately, his bird was the vulture. The dog was wronged by being chosen as his animal.”

— Edith Hamilton

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

— Louis Sabin

I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.

— Dolly Parton

It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.

— Henry David Thoreau

I'm fucking this dog, your just holding the tail.

— Anonymous

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. . .

— Rick Sutter

“Those who love dogs, know something about God.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

“The difference between a man and a dog is a dog won't bite you after you feed them”

— J.T. Francis

Go to the Sydney Institute Media Watch Dog website to marvel at [its] work

— Mark Latham