The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks. — Jonathan Gruber Copy Share Image
Who is able to paint the existence of a dog as Picasso paints the existence of a cubic shape? — Franz Marc Copy Share Image
You can't expect to be a lucky dog if you spend all your time growling — Jean Cocteau Copy Share Image
I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
So I consider myself a dog person. Kind of. Had dogs when I was a kid, but my parents would never have… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
For me, writing a novel goes on for years, and the solitude goes on, too. It tends to swallow me at times.… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
Snoop [Dog] said [Peaky Blinders] reminded him of how he got involved with gang culture. It's always fantastically flattering when I see… — Steven Knight Copy Share Image
I don't believe in ever putting a dog down for behavior issues, because that's just punishing the dog for something wrong that… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
His friends he loved. His direst earthly foe - Cats-I believe he did but feign to hate. My hand will miss the… — William Watson Copy Share Image
There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk? — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
When I watched 'Marley and Me' I thought it was sad but also a bit mad - that level of emotion for… — Angela Scanlon Copy Share Image
“The dog was dead. There was a garden fork sticking out of the dog...I decided the dog was probably killed with the… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. I hold that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sucking in air, Heather said, “Fluffy—Mrs. Allen’s ferocious dog—chased me all the way down Pine Street trying to tear me to shreds… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
given the nature of the human couple, the love of a man and a woman is a priori inferior to that which… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
A culture cannot lie down with dogs and not become utterly infested with fleas. The dogs, in this case, are the mongrel… — Steven Weber Copy Share Image
I get up when I feel like getting up. That's the deal I've made with myself: I can stay in bed as… — Tara Westover Copy Share Image
When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and… — Corey Ford Copy Share Image
We have learned to whittle the Eden Tree to the shape of a surplice peg, We have learned to bottle our parents… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
They motivate us to play, be affectionate, seek adventure and be loyal. — Tom Hayden Copy Share Image
The venom clamours of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Don't love gold it has no sense, but instead please love a dog it might love you in return — Tivea Copy Share Image
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
None of us are really that big of a deal in the world - but you are your dog's everything. — Dana Perino Copy Share Image
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
Like a dog, a playwright lives in an eternal present and a play is never closed. — John Guare Copy Share Image
“To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image