Cop Quotes · Page 8

Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.

— George Carlin

Depending on the show, I've played a cop, a criminal, or a victim. So there's a range.

— Brent Sexton

I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops.

— Tim Meadows

Sinead broke in. "The cops need to know what to do with Evan, Amy. What should I tell them?" "Shoot to kill?"…

— Gordon Korman

I’ve consequently played a lot of different cops from a lot of different kind of law enforcement agencies.

— Samuel L. Jackson

As a black man, you run from the cops. It's different now, but back when I was coming up, you run.

— Rodney King

My rhymes are like shot clocks, interstate cops and blood clots, my point is your flow gets stopped.

— Talib Kweli

The Onion Field made a real writer. And then I knew it was over, I couldn't be a cop anymore.

— Joseph Wambaugh

Being judgmental about your own behavior is actually another cop-out because it makes you feel as though you're doing something virtuous.

— Barbara Sher

My action follows my characters. If a character is a cop, you cannot be posing all the time, you cannot fly off…

— Donnie Yen

I think that one of the strengths of Cop Shoot Cop lay in the different, and at times, clashing personalities, Ideally, I…

— Jim Coleman

You don't ever want to go out there and not be the best. You want to be the best cop that you…

— Bryce Harper

There's a really classic cliche every time you switch the TV on - you see cops arguing. I have spent a day…

— Peter James

Some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place. Some people become vandals because they want to…

— Banksy

It really bothers me when some people say that all cops are racist. Of course that's not true. Most of you are…

— Jeff Ross

I'm not a fan of justifying bad behavior or justifying why people are the way they are. I think that's a cop…

— Charlize Theron

The clerical work is par for the course. "Keep on file in numerical order" means throw in wastebasket. You'll soon learn the…

— Bel Kaufman

I learned this one growing up in Texas and, subsequently, living in Los Angeles: always use the 'usted' form when speaking to…

— Iliza Shlesinger

Every time a militant Islamist terrorist shoots somebody up, what does Barack Obama do and the Democrats? They come out and they…

— Rush Limbaugh

I like to drop in on people who picked on me in high school or whatever, just out of the blue, and…

— Zach Braff

The streets of every city in America are filled with men who would pay all the money they could lay their hands…

— Hunter S. Thompson

The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony…

— Josh Lanyon

Rita folded her arms around herself and peered up at me. “If you’d asked me three months ago I’d have said you…

— C.E. Murphy

Almost everything we do is automatic, yet we're not aware of that. We feel like there's a circle of light. We're like…

— Jonathan Haidt

I'd just like to know what a cop WOULD have to do to get indicted - and what good are cop cameras…

— Bill Maher

“When placing an emergency call, it is important to remember that a corrupt or incompetent cop may be on their way to…

— Steven Magee

All the cops are just workers for the one percent, and they don't even realize they're being exploited.

— Ray Lewis

In the beginning Remo is a very New York street cop who changes and is changed as he moves along.

— Fred Ward

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

— Dennis Miller

I don't believe in reincarnation. That's a cop-out, I know. I don't really want to be reincarnated.

— Rod Serling

Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him…

— Edward Abbey

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

— Craig Kilborn

[Barack Obama] might say more about these rogue cops and their license to kill.

— Julianne Malveaux

I'm still picking pockets--I just do it as legally as I can. Being married to a cop limits certain activities.

— Anonymous

I play an encounter cop in 'Nee Ellam Nalla Varuva Da.' It is a good script.

— Samuthirakani

Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.

— Anonymous

You know the block was ill as a youngster Every night it was like a, cop would get killed body found in…

— Nas

I think where men are credited for being strong, women are divas. I just think it's such a cop out.

— Natalie Imbruglia

I took the California Highway Patrol exam and didn't pass, so I tried to be a cop and failed.

— John Cena

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

— Janet Evanovich