Cop Quotes · Page 10

I like the yin-yang of a cop's life, where he's part fascist and part saint. That's where the good dramas are.

— Clark Johnson

When I was at a newspaper, I knew what an opportunity that was, and I religiously protected my time on the cop…

— Michael Connelly

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

— Dylan Moran

The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth.

— Manny Montana

Negotiating with Disney isn't like good cop/bad cop; it's like bad cop/Antichrist.

— Bill Plympton

Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.

— Tom Robbins

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do…

— Chris O'Donnell

There are rules in movies. I did a movie playing a bad cop who was a heroin addict but they wouldn't let…

— Billy Bob Thornton

One of the things cops learn first is that everyone lies. Some people to hide things, some people just for the hell…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

My show is not just a cop hosting a talk show - the two are completely different. My show is about helping…

— Steve Wilkos

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a…

— Arielle Kebbel

I don't think I've ever heard anybody in this Regime counsel restraint and advise, "No backlash against cops. We must maintain the…

— Rush Limbaugh

The problem is, if you make a film that has certain implications in the story, and then you don't follow through, it's…

— Ken Loach

The NYPD was ubiquitous. They were always around Malcolm X. Whenever Malcolm spoke, there would be one or two dozen cops all…

— Manning Marable

I never went through a period were I wanted to be a doctor, a cop or even a rock star. All I…

— Artie Lange

I either play cops or criminals - I'm either on the right side of the law or the wrong side. I gravitate…

— Marg Helgenberger

A cop stopped me for speeding/ He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is…

— Steven Wright

I don't think anybody's ever notified that they were sentenced to an extra two years because their recidivism score had been high,…

— Cathy O'Neil

For the future, be true to yourself. If you're gonna be influenced by someone be influenced by them. Don't cop them so…

— Ali Shaheed Muhammad

I always wondered, you know I watch "Cops" all the time - why doesn't a drug dealer design a trap door under…

— Kellan Lutz

My Cop Stopper was a Pokémon ball that you push the button and then Tesla's coils go in and the chemical compound…

— Kellan Lutz

On that walk around the building, two sets of cops coming out stopped to tell our guys to hustle us inside so…

— Kelley Armstrong

I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out…

— Dane Cook

What else is stop and frisk? These neighborhoods are unsafe not because there's not enough cops illegally frisking people. They're not safe…

— Talib Kweli

I have played many cop roles in my career, and my effort is to make each role different.

— Mammootty

It would probably be too easy a cop out to say that just Republican males hate me. Though there's a large swath…

— Lena Dunham

Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything.

— Hunter S. Thompson

I'm a former mayor. I know that being a cop is not an easy job. But when police officers misbehave, they've got…

— Bernie Sanders

So, through playing with Cop I realized that there is a potentially interested audience out in the world.

— Jim Coleman

I don't think there's anything quite as dashing as a cop on horseback. To me it's wonderful.

— Mary Tyler Moore

I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and…

— Lloyd Banks

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

— James Carville

That's the world of policing. I've met some bad-ass female cops, who are very cool people.

— David Ayer

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

— Amy Sedaris

She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops.

— Ilona Andrews

I get too involved with my job. If I was to do anything besides acting, I would be a fireman or a…

— Manny Montana

His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

— Mira Grant

In America today you can murder land for private profit. You can leave the corpse for all to see, and nobody calls…

— Paul Brooks

When I became a cadet, I immediately decided I wanted to be an undercover cop because I don't like uniforms.

— Ron Stallworth

In America uniformed cops eat in coffee shops, diners and restaurants and I always feel safer having them around.

— Elizabeth Hurley