Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and my comedy has never endorsed violence towards gays. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! — Sam Kinison Copy Share
You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food. — Sam Kinison Copy Share
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! — Sam Kinison Copy Share
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000… — Sam Kinison Copy Share
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when… — Sam Kinison Copy Share
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. — Sam Kinison Copy Share
Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't… — Sam Kinison Copy Share
