The horn, the horn, the lusty horn Is not a thing to laugh to scorn. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'd love to do all types of film, not just comedy, although I love comedy. — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
Journalism is straying into entertainment. The lines between serious news segments, news entertainment, and news comedy are blurring. — Drew Curtis Copy Share Image
My way of looking at the world is that if it is true, it is funny and it is dark. No matter… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
You're trying your best to make people laugh; then if you fail, they hate you. But your intent's the same. It's not… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I believe I am God's favorite comedian. I think he is a really big comedy writer. He writes scripts. And I just… — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
I would like to explore comedy, I want to do more theatre, and I definitely want a future in film. I love… — Jessica Raine Copy Share Image
The best comedy is truthful. So if you say something in a way that is amusing, but is rooted in truth, you… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the… — Oliver Herford Copy Share Image
I think TV companies don't take as many risks any more, it's a bit more prescriptive. There are more channels but there… — Jennifer Saunders Copy Share Image
There aren't as many women in my industry in comedy as there should and could and hopefully will be, but it is… — Aisling Bea Copy Share Image
I don't want to play earnest. I'd rather play somebody who's kind of sleazy. It's much more fun, especially in a comedy.… — Jack Coleman Copy Share Image
Stand-up life is really hard. At one point, I got so paralyzed I could write five screenplays before I could write three… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to go see a comedian if he was using the same jokes. So I'm not going out there trying… — Matt Sydal Copy Share Image
One thing I found very interesting about comedians around the world was their knowledge of stuff outside of their own culture and… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I read a lot. I spend of lot time thinking. It actually looks like I'm doing nothing, but... hanging out with clever… — Al Murray Copy Share Image
Comedy can be, especially in a writer's room, really aggressive, kind of a very male-dominated room, and it would be hard for… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it - Charlie Chaplin — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
To deliver something deadpan is very difficult; I don't think people know how hard those jokes are. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. — Gail Parent Copy Share Image
“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!” -Totie Fields-” — David DeBacco Copy Share Image
“Life is full of fun when your friends are there for you, every laugh and smile decreases the problem.” — Glea G. Canoy Copy Share Image
The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero. — Dawn French Copy Share Image
