Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it's truly the art form of stand-up I love. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite. — Judy Gold Copy Share
I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. — Judy Gold Copy Share
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't.… — Judy Gold Copy Share
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and… — Judy Gold Copy Share
Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience. — Judy Gold Copy Share
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom. — Judy Gold Copy Share
