Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
It's up to comedians to shine the light on what's wrong in the world, and we don't want things swept under the… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I think it's important for comedians to do our little part. I don't do it carelessly. I do it thoughtfully. I don't… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
As soon as you start analyzing comedy is when the world starts to fall apart, and we're second guessing it. And we… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes I worry, you know, is comedy and my type of comedy going to get stale? Is it going to… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
With roasting, you've really got to bring your A-game. I hate to admit it, but I probably think and obsess more about… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents passed away when I was a teenager, so I had to learn different survival techniques, I think, in comedy. You… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedy comes from pain, and no one knows that better than this woman Roseanne Barr—who was molested as a child. Uch. That… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
There are no subtleties in a war zone. I think that's why comedy does so well there. It goes right for the… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share
