I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
Hey man, you promise not to tell anyone about this? sure man! HEY! EVERYBODY! SMOKEYS BACK HERE TAKING A SHIT! Alright, I… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life. — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is giving, and it's healing, too, when people can go up to the movies and forget about their problems.… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
Georgia was a great place to live, but I wanted to get out because I knew the opportunities for what I was… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
In stand-up you can go either way. It's live. Somebody might say something in the crowd, you might respond to it. But… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
Comedy comes from a place of hurt. Charlie Chaplin was starving and broke in London, and that's where he got his character… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...… — Chris Tucker Copy Share
I get on stage and talk about different stuff in my life and what I've been through and what I think about the world.… — Chris Tucker Copy Share
You know, we're missing so much as African-Americans and we should be concerned about what's going on in Africa. — Chris Tucker Copy Share
I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a… — Chris Tucker Copy Share
You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?'… — Chris Tucker Copy Share
I've actually tried to give Brett Ratner dance lessons, but he thinks he already knows how to. — Chris Tucker Copy Share
I love to talk about people I've met being an entertainer. All my encounters in life - I roll it all into an hour… — Chris Tucker Copy Share
I told a joke and people laughed and it was the best feeling. I knew I wanted to do this as a career. I… — Chris Tucker Copy Share
I reenact everything. I love to paint a picture for my audience. I'm a lot like Richard Pryor in that aspect. I do a… — Chris Tucker Copy Share
I like LA. LA is cool, but it aint like home. Atlanta is home. All my friends are here, I grew up here. But… — Chris Tucker Copy Share
I believe that I'm going to have a long career, as long as I want, and I think by me going out into the… — Chris Tucker Copy Share
