I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good… — Jane Leeves Copy Share Image
It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I wasn't the guy running out to the Viper Room or comedy clubs until three in the morning. I was the guy… — Ralph Macchio Copy Share Image
I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
When I started doing stand-up again, a lot of it was coming from an angrier place, and I quickly learned that doesn't… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
If I'm in a town for very long, usually I'll work out in the comedy club just to keep my chops or… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs sharpen a comic, they're like the gym for us, making us stronger, faster, funnier. Without them every comedy show would… — Nigel Ng Copy Share Image
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Kids are the ultimate trump card: a way to get out of co-op board meetings or lunch with a friend you don't… — Rumaan Alam Copy Share Image
The whole - it's the economy's bad. It's bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
When I started, I used to be like a tiger. My comedy developed in the comedy clubs in London and up and… — Rhod Gilbert Copy Share Image
If I'm not directing it, I need to be right in the director's ear so we can be talking about this." You… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
I think there is more comedians now than ever, more venues now than ever. There are stand-ups who live in towns where… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think the process of 'SNL' is still pretty formal. You make an audition tape, your agent sends it in, they watch… — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
Homophobia is a tough one. In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic. Comedy clubs in general are very unsafe… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
If you look at a bill of comics at a comedy club they spread the women out over the months because there… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out,… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
The people in my audiences are people who never go to comedy clubs. They've grown up with me. They come out to… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
We went to open-mike night at a comedy club called Stanford & Sons and the comics were terrible. My cousin dared me… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Being in a smaller environment - sometimes I like that. As a comic, we start off in comedy clubs, and there are… — Sinbad Copy Share Image
I worked at comedy clubs - if I can use the term 'work' - for several years. I middled at one point.… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
"Entertainers Of Faith," funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn't ashamed of his Catholicism. He's seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In other big cities, I can play a series of sold-out one-nighters at various comedy clubs, but Detroit's the only place in… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you're first coming up and I think that's good for you. Eventually… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“Dave brought a knife and a gun to a comedy show. Because of a disagreement about whether or not comedy clubs are… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs were something that came to pass in the '80s, but toward the end of that, in the early '90s, people… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Of all the awards, the Stand-up Comic Audience Award is our favorite. It is a chance to honor the performers who spend… — George Schlatter Copy Share Image
There's a lot of open mics, a lot of comedy clubs. Whatever money I could make was OK with me. As long… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image