I realized that democracy is indivisible, or rather, that freedom is indivisible. There are many clown-democracies in the Arab world, which have… — Walid Jumblatt Copy Share Image
READ! Books can be as delicious as hot-fudge sundaes, as funny as clowns, as exciting as a baseball game that's tied in… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
I saw a clown knock the head off another clown and I thought it was the real thing. It scared me so… — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
I'm really scared of clowns, and for a while, I was scared to perform and sing in front of a crowd. Also,… — Luke Benward Copy Share Image
I am pleased to say that as I get older, I get less and less like the sitcom 'Miranda.' She is really… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Be a clown, be a clown All the world loves a clown Show ‘em tricks, tell ‘em jokes And you’ll only stop… — Cole Porter Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I get in a mindset where I don't like my own music. I hate yourself and my music because I'm doing… — Nicolas Jaar Copy Share Image
He's just out of control. He has no empathy. He's a sociopath, psychotic, mass-murdering clown. And I'm just thoroughly, thoroughly enjoying it. — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
In times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings--artists, scientists, clowns and philosophers--to create… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
You have to be kind of alerted to the fact that clowns are scary and then you can't look at them the… — Reece Shearsmith Copy Share Image
Actually, I was the seventh private explorer but the first Canadian 'space clown.' I never dreamed of going into space; I just… — Guy Laliberte Copy Share Image
I listen back, and I hear what's there, and I know in my heart, in my gut, that we [The Replacements] were… — Paul Westerberg Copy Share Image
Travel at its truest is thus an ironic experience, and the best travellers . . . seem to be those able to… — Paul Fussell Copy Share Image
“but Ben could see the clown’s face clearly. It was deeply lined, the skin a parchment map of wrinkles, tattered cheeks, arid… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“He murmured, 'You did it on purpose.' I trembled all over. I might have guessed that someone would detect that I had… — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
He that plays the king shall be welcome- his Majesty shall have tribute of me; the adventurous knight shall use his foil… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Lonely dissent doesn't feel like going to school dressed in black. It feels like going to school wearing a clown suit. — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It's sort of like getting in a… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license photo looks like a blonde Elvis. — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
I remember in the circus learning that the clown was the prince, the high prince. I always thought that the high prince… — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
We never see ourselves as heroes and sometimes when we do it is a hero that has made a fortune as a… — John Henrik Clarke Copy Share Image
The wisest people are the clowns, like Harpo Marx, who would not speak. If I could have anything I want I would… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with clowns and what they represent and the idea that clowns are supposed to make you laugh, but inevitably they're… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
I think I was always a class clown growing up and a funny kid. I never really knew how to channel that… — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
Kill you all!" The clown was laughing and screaming. "Try to stop me and I'll kill you all! Drive you crazy and… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
People are always saying that I must have been the class clown, with all these voices. No, I was way too shy… — Tom Kenny Copy Share Image
“Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
I need to have an outlet, and so I go and make up characters and act and sing and dance like a… — Lauren Ambrose Copy Share Image
As the husband is the wife is; thou art mated with a clown, As the grossness of his nature will have weight… — Alfred Lord Tennyson Copy Share Image
It looks to me like the Republican Party's in no mood to give them [voters] a reasonable choice with this clown show… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Let us not overstrain our talents, lest we do nothing gracefully: a clown, whatever he may do, will never pass for a… — Jean de La Fontaine Copy Share Image
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
“Today, young girls measure the quality of their beauty based upon its entertainment value. The more people are entertained by their beauty,… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
They tell us sometimes that if we had only kept quiet, all these desirable things would have come about of themselves. I… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image